Just for laughs......

Nothing too educational this time....... :)

A thing or two about the male anatomy ;)

So I took a class about Human Sexual Behavior one fine semester and it was undoubtedly one of the best class I've had......hahaha......
The professor was this short, little middle aged guy who had this amazing ability to talk candidly about sex and yet at the same time remain so factual about it.....witty ol fella he was...crack me up like mad in class all the time.....LOL


Anyway, I thought I'd put what I learned in that class to good use here.....*grins*



Title: The Penis

• Sometimes called the 'love' muscle
• The truth is, it's not a muscle as it is made up mostly of tissues
  
• It's also called a 'boner'
• Humans' penis do not have a baculum (or erectile bone) but animals' penis have it; it actually relies on the engorgement of blood with blood to reach its erect state ;)
• The average penis size is 6 1/4 inches (range of 5-7 inches) when erect and the circumference is 4.8 inches.
  
• Contrary to popular belief, females actually prefer the penis to be wider (circumference) than longer *wink wink*
• 80% of females think that size is not important while the remaining 20% thinks it is.... (so really, size is one thing, but knowing how to use it is another! *wink wink wink*

Here's some interesting info:

• Why is there such a disparity between a human penis and a gorilla's penis (6 inches vs ONE INCH!!! i nearly died from trying not to laugh when my professor said this in his usual candid manner). The answer lies in the evolution of society. Gorillas live in a small society and it's usually dominated by the alpha male. Thus, only the alpha gorilla has access to his harem and therefore only needs his ONE INCH penis to reproduce!
• As for humans, the males face a lot of competition from other males and the females get to choose whom they want to reproduce with, unlike the gorilla and his harem. Thus there was 2 ways that the males could carry on his precious genes: The amount of sperm and size of the penis....
• SOOOoooo, over generations and generations, the human species developed larger testes to produce more sperm and larger penises to ensure the success of fertilizing the egg ;)

Just for visual entertainment (and education), I added the figure of the penis to make my explanations easier....heh.

• The Glans, the Coronal ridge and the Frenulum are the most sensitive parts of the penis.
• Meatus - the opening of the penis that allows urine and semen to go through
• Corona - the end of the penis head
• Coronal Ridge - the rim of the penis head
  

Anyway, that's all for now for the first half of the male anatomy.....pretty cool fact about the gorilla and human penises eh??? *grins*

Interesting facts about sex ;)

Just for your reading pleasure.....pretttttty interesting I must say :)

• Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.
• Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.
• Each day, there are over 120 million sexual intercourse taking place all over the world.
• Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
• There are men in Guam whose job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the 1st time.
• Sex burns 360 calories per hour!
• Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day.
• 22% of American women aged 20 gave birth while in their teens. In Switzerland and Japan, only 2% did so.
• For every ‘normal’ webpage, there are five porn pages.
• The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
• Turkeys can reproduce without having sex. It’s called parthenogenesis.
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• In india it is cheaper to have sex with a prostitue than buy a condom!
• “Formicophilia” is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals. Gross!!
• “Ithyphallophobia” is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
• When swans go on a date, they’ll put their heads together. Then they stick together for life.
• Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium!
• Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
• The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.
• The word “gymnasium” comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means “to exercise naked.”
• Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
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• In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
• 85% of men who die of heartattacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives.
• An adulterous Greek male was sometimes punished by the removal of his pubic hair and the insertion of a large radish into his rectum.
• The greatest recorded number of children one mother had was 69 children. Do the math!
• The world’s youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
• The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were: Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
• 25% of women think money makes a man sexier.
• Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
• Snakes have two sex organs.
• Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don’t.
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• The average person spends 2 weeks of its life kissing.
• The Ramses brand condom is named after the great phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.
• A man’s beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
• A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
• Donald Duck comics were once banned from Finland because Donald doesn’t wear pants.

Valentine's Day = Sex

I know it sounds crude but Valentine's Day is just another excuse to engage in some lovey-dovey, scenes-from-a-romantic-movie kind of sex . Okayyyy, maybe not all the time but 99% of it ....*wink wink*......Hahaha hormones start jumping off the roof and sparks flying off in every direction.....who can blame you!

Anyway, my point is, if you are going to do it, be safe....protection baby!!! protectionnnnnn!!!! take measures to protect yourself and your partner. More so if the both of you barely know each other (and each other's sexual 'history')

Trust me, you don't want to end up regretting that one night of fireworks-mind-blowing sex (watch the video!)

Welcome!!!

Welcome to Cunnybug Chronicles......

This site is intended to inform (and perhaps humor) you, the readers about the world of sex....yes, you heard me right.....S.E.X

I can't deny in most part of the world it is a taboo to talk about it and people often shy away, go red in the red, or start this nervous giggle out of nowhere when the topic actually pops up....

So, I hope you find this site entertaining and educational ;)


Btw, if you were wondering why the name cunnybug, it's the name given to the little cute 'mascot' I posted in the display picture :)